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Who said “Kingfisher” was all about beer?

Hmmm…. everyone did grow up listening to KF* for all the wrong reasons (momma saying, “don’t ever get drinking. it’s a bad habit”). And lo’ it got into the big beerman’s hearing distance… and instantly, he took it as a personal failure – being (in) famous!!!

Wracking his brains hard, he decided to take a hit at all those mommas… and out came the KF water (hehehe…. “debeered” mineral water). Naaaah, itz not the mineral water running on De Beer diamonds before getting bottled. It was just his way of appealing to all the mommas. He had thought that water was something people cannot live without… so moms won’t be telling people, “Don’t drink KF water!!!”. But, little did he realize that it is the GenX he’s been trying to woo… the cola generation. Sheeesh…. the whole KF plan went kaput… more violently than a piece of brittle glass thrown down from the 100th floor.

But, then someone’s said… the world lives on hope. And so did our big beerman… and he came up with a new idea. His customers are the elite people and then with the economic development, people took to the skies very often… and there was no alternative (now no one wud wanna travel from India to Europe on a ship or even a hot air balloon). More importantly, mom won’t have an excuse… to stop their kids from not flying.

Here was born the KF Airlines… and not dat the big beerman learnt his lessons n mend his ways! No, he was way too much in a revenge-taking mode…. and lo’ another way to get people to do wat their parents don’t want them to do. I still remember the snaps from the KF Airlines launch… skimpily clad air hostesses… cudn’t have been different than that. A true big beerman style!!!

From there, you know… wat happened!!!

* KF stands for Kingfisher

Anyways, again the same question on wat made me write about KF…. was it the warm welcoming of the air hostesses or the fact that the air fares are gonna get more dearer now (with the government forcing them to take the congestion fee off). Nopes, it was while I was browsing thru my blog that my eyes went on the 14000 guests ticker on my front page and lo’ guests reminded me of how KF addresses passengers as guests!!!!!

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  1. asra
    March 22, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    here i m ur new guest lol!! hope 140000 tickers ur blog’s front page soon, & in btw from now on i’ll remember KF for addressing passengers as Guests. hehe..
    glad to hear that the soccer aficionado is all set to jump into the ground.

  2. March 25, 2007 at 6:50 am

    Hiya Mr. Moid. I have become the 14004th visitor to your blog. I can best describe your blog just by merely saying “THIS IS BANGING”

    -Good Luck for future posts
    Saad’o’Zy

  3. March 25, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    @ Asra,

    Thnx… and gud dat it added atleast 1 bit to ur already overflowing GK 🙂

  4. March 25, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    @ Saad,

    hmmm… gud to see ur comment finally, my archi bro 🙂

  5. April 8, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    hiya Moid..thats a good lesson learnt abt Mr.KF and the beer story!! haha..nice work..keep it up..
    check out mine too..:)

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